Glarg.

[irishroy]

Note to self: remember to bring Moss along to social outings in the future to make me look more normal by comparison

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[bikini_bamalam]

LOL condoms. Have u seen those ones what have the buzzy thing that go on like the non business end? No kidding I always wanna buy those but I would have to die of embarrassment and also it would probs end up in Heat lolololololololol. Nice 2 see u out neway dolly <3

[irishroy]

She's a nice girl, but I'd rather not father her children.

Those things "for her pleasure and yours" ? I've seen them, yeah. I'm embarrassed enough with strange old ladies knowing that I have a sex life, if stuff that I did ended up in Heat I'd probably have to kill myself. My mum reads Heat >.< Yeah, I'd die.

[bikini_bamalam]

LOL icon.

No kidding rite, Im glad my mom lives in the states. I sometimes get a call from Daddy asking what I was thinking but tbh only if his stupid wife says sth so its all second hand. Neway ur mom would probs be glad ur not impregnating neone <3

[irishroy]

With my mother it's hard to say... but probably, yes. She'd rather I was married first.

[bikini_bamalam]

LOL rly? What do u want? Like I dont think I ever wanna be married, I dont see the point.

[irishroy]

I don't know, I'm happy enough as I am? I don't not want to, I just don't particularly want to either. I like being able to have socks on the floor and play video games in my pants.

[bikini_bamalam]

LOL well I hear u on gaming in ur pants, I've been teaching myself skill moves so I can beat my boyf @ FIFA in my knicks all morning, haha!

[irishroy]

It's the only way to spend weekends :)

Well, mornings anyway. I generally put a jumper on or something by about noon.

[bikini_bamalam]

lol well good 2 know. IDK about all weekend tho, like dont u get out?

[irishroy]

I do, it was mostly a joke. Clothes wearing and house leaving do feature in my life.