Glarg.
Note to self: remember to bring Moss along to social outings in the future to make me look more normal by comparison.
I have to go shopping later. Oh joy. I'm not looking forward to showing my face in tescos again after what happened there last week. I got stuck at a checkout with this dozy bint trying to take the security tag off a box of condoms for what felt like fifty years, while the old lady buying nothing but cat food who was behind me in the queue judged me. It's weird buying condoms as part of the weekly shop instead of desperately at the last minute from a dispenser in the men's room. All part of this "having a girlfriend" thing though, I suppose. Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend now. Not that I expect this is hugely riveting news for people who aren't me. But anyway, yeah, I got over my deep seated terror of a woman actually liking me (well, actually she cornered me under the mistletoe at the staff Christmas party and I decided to go with it, but details...) and it's going alright.
So... that's me. Nice meeting those of you who I met last night.
I have to go shopping later. Oh joy. I'm not looking forward to showing my face in tescos again after what happened there last week. I got stuck at a checkout with this dozy bint trying to take the security tag off a box of condoms for what felt like fifty years, while the old lady buying nothing but cat food who was behind me in the queue judged me. It's weird buying condoms as part of the weekly shop instead of desperately at the last minute from a dispenser in the men's room. All part of this "having a girlfriend" thing though, I suppose. Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend now. Not that I expect this is hugely riveting news for people who aren't me. But anyway, yeah, I got over my deep seated terror of a woman actually liking me (well, actually she cornered me under the mistletoe at the staff Christmas party and I decided to go with it, but details...) and it's going alright.
So... that's me. Nice meeting those of you who I met last night.