Hypocrite? Maybe. Feeling better about myself? Oh yes.

[irishroy]

There are times when I look at my life and think; dear God, how can I be living like this? Is this my life? Is this what I'm doing with the few fleeting years that I'm here on Earth?

But then I remember, it could be worse. I could be:

Chris Hunt, a plumber, starts the day with packet of pickled onion Monster Munch, has a roast beef Monster Munch

Comments

[inthereeperbahn]

monster munch sandwiches are horrible!! you cant TAINT monster munch with bread, best crisps for sandwiches are walkers chicken. especialy the posh ones, chicken and lemon or whatever they are, its like a roast dinner sandwich

that is a cool name tho :D

[irishroy]

Total and utter bollocks, the best crisps for crisp sandwiches are Tayto. I miss the Tayto something mighty.... Before I go all nostalgic for the clogged arteries of home though, Walkers are pretty good alright. Considering :P (It's weird what I get patriotic over. Crisps and butter. That's it really)

Do you think his mum calls him Monster?

[inthereeperbahn]

disco's are good too cos they are crunchy. bacon frazzles are good if you aint got no ACTUAL bacon and you need some on s sandwich

i bet his mums a spoilsport, mums always are XD all butthurt cos she sqoze him out and gave him a name and now he's being all ungrateful and making one up

[irishroy]

Bacon sandwiches, oh stop! I want one so badly now D: D: D:

Mums are good at taking the wind out of your sails alright. And sqoze is my new favourite word :D :D :D

[dark_enraptured]

Hello Roy.

I think perhaps he could incorporate some beef Monster Munch into a friend breakfast as some kind of substitute for hash browns. You could probably make a variety of breadcrumb-substance from them if crumbled up.

I probably shouldn't attempt that, I don't think Ebola would be very impressed.

You seem troubled. I mean, more than usual. I sympathise.

[irishroy]

Hey Richmond

Lol, I don't think anyone woman ever would approve of you making Monster Munch hash browns. If you find her, marry her.

Nah, I'm alright. Just feeling a bit sorry for myself is all.

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[dark_enraptured]

It appears that Dajve wants me to try them...

I hope that you're feeling slightly more chipper today? I seem to have missed you at work...

[bikini_bamalam]

If u dont try it i mite probably cry. PLEASE TRY IT AND REPORT IN! <3 xxxxx

[bikini_bamalam]

If I was gonna name myself after my fave food I'd ttly be Pinky Wafer, LOLOLOLOLOL <3

[irishroy]

That... sounds dirty and I'm not even sure how... Well done :)

[bikini_bamalam]

Natural ability bb :oD