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Nov 19, 2011 21:18

What is-- is this a new phone? Hello? Can anyone hear me? Wait, wait…I got this.

[Hey Adstring, have a Nathan Young landing in your world. He arches his brows and closes the device in near his mouth.]

HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

Oh hey little red light…I guess you were on the whole time, huh? Oh well, now that I’ve got your attention can someone please ( Read more... )

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[Video] harmoniousstorm November 20 2011, 02:44:00 UTC

Shut. The fuck. Up. Whoever you're yelling for, they wont hear you. Because they aren't here and you aren't in your piss poor excuse for a world anymore so do us all a damn favor and stop talking. Your voice is irritating.

[Video] inmy_balls November 20 2011, 02:50:18 UTC

What the-- who the fuck are you? Are you Barry? You sure don't look like him, though you sound about as pissed as Curtis would.

[PAUSE for inspection.]

Nope, you're definitely not Curtis either. If I'm not home, then the only way to shut me up is to tell me where I am. And where everyone else is if they're not here. [He shrugs. That's no promise.]

[Video] harmoniousstorm November 20 2011, 18:37:40 UTC

Somehow I doubt that.

[He growls. Okay, short of ripping this guys vocal chords out, he might as well give it a shot in shutting him up.]

You're in a place called Adstringendum. It's a shit hold run by spirits who think it's fun to take people from their homes and throw them here to mess with them.

[Okay, not entirely accurate but who gives a fuck?]

You wont go home until they send you there and your friends or whatever aren't here. Get used to it.

[Video] inmy_balls November 20 2011, 20:37:10 UTC

Stop bein' such a fuckin' pessimist! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I bet she's greatly disappointed in ya!

[A blink and a nod. Okay, second time he heard that name, so something had to be right, right?]

I guess it's a good thing we're friends then, yeah?

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[video] alwaysreturned November 20 2011, 03:22:50 UTC

[Why hello lingo he sort of knows~]

S'no use. Less your mates like taking the mickey by dropping you off in mental worlds. Don't reckon they have much a say.

9video] inmy_balls November 20 2011, 03:24:24 UTC

[LETS BE FRANDS.

Wait, hold one, he's seriously thinking this over.]

Sounds like something they might do, yeah. Have ya seen 'em around?

[video] alwaysreturned November 20 2011, 03:27:35 UTC

[THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH BRITS AROUND.

Oh. Well, then. Ron snorts.]

Hate to be the one to tell you, but 'less they go by animus or some sort, er, s'definitely not them.

[video] inmy_balls November 20 2011, 03:30:14 UTC

[SERIOUSLY LETS CHANGE THIS.]

Well...they usually go by Kelly, Curtis, Alisha and Barry...unless they started some new 'animus' gang without me. Which would be really fucked up but not put above them. My friends are real dickheads.

Can you 'least tell me where I am, mate? Or what I should expect-- not that it matters much. I'm immortal!

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bestestfurrend November 20 2011, 23:09:28 UTC

They buried you alive?? That's pawful!! And yes, uh huh, we can hear you loud and clear, yup yup!

inmy_balls November 20 2011, 23:25:32 UTC

Total wankers, right?

P-pawful? [He scratches his chin.]

Excuse me, but what the fuck are you?

bestestfurrend November 20 2011, 23:32:16 UTC

Uh huh! You should be furry careful if you're burying someone that they really are really dead!

Yes, pawful! You know, something bad, or dreadful!

I'm a troll! Are you a human? You look human but so do a lot of people here who aren't and I don't think I've efur met a human who was immortal befur, nuh uh.

inmy_balls November 20 2011, 23:33:46 UTC

That's what I'm sayin'.

...right.

No, I'm an immortal. The gods sent me here to this place to do some godly work, yeah? I ain't just some good-for-nothin' human that doesn't know what's up.

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[video] boundbyheart November 20 2011, 23:59:36 UTC

You're not in hell, idiot.

[Unimpressed face.]

And we get it, you're immortal. Don't need to say it all the time.

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 00:00:44 UTC

Hey! Lady, guess what?

I'm immortal!

[video] boundbyheart November 21 2011, 00:05:10 UTC

Does it look like I give a shit? You're just another guy who thinks they are so incredible.

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 00:06:29 UTC

I don't think! I know!

Hey, you wanna hear about the first time I died? I can just totally go on about how immortal I am!

Ok so like, there are these cult kids, right? Are ya listenin'?

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[video] soundsofdrums November 21 2011, 01:53:17 UTC

[He looks. A little amused.]

Making quite the spectacle of yourself there, aren't you?

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 01:57:21 UTC

It's better for everyone else when the attentions on me, yeah?

[video] soundsofdrums November 21 2011, 01:58:55 UTC

Oh? Better in what way?

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 01:59:42 UTC

Better in that my life is obviously more interestin' than yours or anyone else's. I could sit and wank off all day and it'd still be true.

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