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inmy_balls

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Nov 19, 2011 21:18

What is-- is this a new phone? Hello? Can anyone hear me? Wait, wait…I got this.

[Hey Adstring, have a Nathan Young landing in your world. He arches his brows and closes the device in near his mouth.]

HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

Oh hey little red light…I guess you were on the whole time, huh? Oh well, now that I’ve got your attention can someone please ( Read more... )

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[video] boundbyheart November 20 2011, 23:59:36 UTC

You're not in hell, idiot.

[Unimpressed face.]

And we get it, you're immortal. Don't need to say it all the time.

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 00:00:44 UTC

Hey! Lady, guess what?

I'm immortal!

[video] boundbyheart November 21 2011, 00:05:10 UTC

Does it look like I give a shit? You're just another guy who thinks they are so incredible.

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 00:06:29 UTC

I don't think! I know!

Hey, you wanna hear about the first time I died? I can just totally go on about how immortal I am!

Ok so like, there are these cult kids, right? Are ya listenin'?

[video] boundbyheart November 21 2011, 00:10:47 UTC

You're full of yourself.

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 00:12:52 UTC

I'm also great in bed.

[video] boundbyheart November 21 2011, 00:55:17 UTC

Pfft. I don't do that with anyone other than demons.

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 01:05:07 UTC

...well aren't you a demon-bicycle-slag.

[video] boundbyheart November 21 2011, 01:13:39 UTC

Nobody wants a half breed.
[Looks him up and down for a second.]

And I wouldn't have sex with you even if I was drunk.

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 01:21:40 UTC

Still makes ya a demon slag.

[video] boundbyheart November 21 2011, 01:23:21 UTC

The heck is a slag?

And you're desperate. Telling a woman you just met that you're good in bed? Pathetic.

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 01:24:46 UTC

A worthless, loud-mouthed whore!

And it's common knowledge, really. Nobody said I'd wanna touch you...who knows where your slagness has been.

[video] boundbyheart November 21 2011, 01:27:53 UTC

First off, I'm a vir--

[Actually, he doesn't need to know that.]

I doubt that you're any good, anyways. Worthless asshole.

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 01:56:58 UTC

Hah! You wouldn't know because you're a virgin slag!

Wait...

[video] boundbyheart November 21 2011, 02:00:11 UTC

What, asshole?

[video] inmy_balls November 21 2011, 02:02:10 UTC

Well ya can't be that much of a slag if you're still a virgin unless...

You must have sucked a lot of guys off.

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