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[inmy_balls]

What is-- is this a new phone? Hello? Can anyone hear me? Wait, wait…I got this.

[Hey Adstring, have a Nathan Young landing in your world. He arches his brows and closes the device in near his mouth.]

HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

Oh hey little red light…I guess you were on the whole time, huh? Oh well, now that I’ve got your attention can someone please

Comments

[Video]

[harmoniousstorm]

Shut. The fuck. Up. Whoever you're yelling for, they wont hear you. Because they aren't here and you aren't in your piss poor excuse for a world anymore so do us all a damn favor and stop talking. Your voice is irritating.

[Video]

[inmy_balls]

What the-- who the fuck are you? Are you Barry? You sure don't look like him, though you sound about as pissed as Curtis would.

[PAUSE for inspection.]

Nope, you're definitely not Curtis either. If I'm not home, then the only way to shut me up is to tell me where I am. And where everyone else is if they're not here. [He shrugs. That's no promise.]

[Video]

[harmoniousstorm]

Somehow I doubt that.

[He growls. Okay, short of ripping this guys vocal chords out, he might as well give it a shot in shutting him up.]

You're in a place called Adstringendum. It's a shit hold run by spirits who think it's fun to take people from their homes and throw them here to mess with them.

[Okay, not entirely accurate but who gives a fuck?]

You wont go home until they send you there and your friends or whatever aren't here. Get used to it.

[Video]

[inmy_balls]

Stop bein' such a fuckin' pessimist! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I bet she's greatly disappointed in ya!

[A blink and a nod. Okay, second time he heard that name, so something had to be right, right?]

I guess it's a good thing we're friends then, yeah?

[Video]

[harmoniousstorm]

I wouldn't kiss my mother if someone paid me to do it.

[She kinda sold him off for money and potential fame so yeah...

He just raises his eyebrows just a bit.]

Depends on if you're useful or not.

[Video]

[inmy_balls]

She must be a lot like you, then.

[Meet Nathan and none of the fucks he gives.]

Oh, we're friends. More than friends. In fact, I'll invite you by my flat sometime.

[Video]

[harmoniousstorm]

Except weak and stupid.

[Oh Nathan, if you could die you would get murdered.]

If that's what gets you off. I can bring my...toys.

[Video]

[inmy_balls]

Like I said: just like you.

[You're entitled to threaten him; it does give him a reason to show off.]

I don't want toys I want the real thing.

[Video]

[harmoniousstorm]

You could be right. Wouldn't be surprised if you met her in some dingy alley way and decided to have a hook up with a whore.

[There is plenty of time for threats later.]

Don't have much stamina then? I was hoping we could do a couple of rounds. Try different things.

[Video]

[inmy_balls]

Highly likely.

[Shrug.]

Of course I have the stamina, I just don't want any plastic or rubber up my asshole. I want your big, enormous cock...oh, I can't go on, I'm gettin' too excited already.

[Video]

[harmoniousstorm]

Might want to get yourself checked out.

If just thinking about it is almost good enough for you, I can't wait to see what touching you would do. Try not to cum too quickly alright? Wouldn't want to get bored.

[Video]

[inmy_balls]

Are ya offerin'?

I don't know if I could handle it-- maybe you should come by. I'll do my best but...no promises, okay? [He yawns and stretches and casually pulls his shirt over his head, flexing all the while.

[Video]

[harmoniousstorm]

How could I pass up a chance to have you exposed?

[He actually raises an eyebrow at that. Were you supposed to be impressive? He could look in the mirror and get a better show. Scar covered, sure, but more impressive all the same.]

You need more protein in your diet.