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[inmy_balls]

What is-- is this a new phone? Hello? Can anyone hear me? Wait, wait…I got this.

[Hey Adstring, have a Nathan Young landing in your world. He arches his brows and closes the device in near his mouth.]

HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

Oh hey little red light…I guess you were on the whole time, huh? Oh well, now that I’ve got your attention can someone please

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[bestestfurrend]

They buried you alive?? That's pawful!! And yes, uh huh, we can hear you loud and clear, yup yup!

[inmy_balls]

Total wankers, right?

P-pawful? [He scratches his chin.]

Excuse me, but what the fuck are you?

[bestestfurrend]

Uh huh! You should be furry careful if you're burying someone that they really are really dead!

Yes, pawful! You know, something bad, or dreadful!

I'm a troll! Are you a human? You look human but so do a lot of people here who aren't and I don't think I've efur met a human who was immortal befur, nuh uh.

[inmy_balls]

That's what I'm sayin'.

...right.

No, I'm an immortal. The gods sent me here to this place to do some godly work, yeah? I ain't just some good-for-nothin' human that doesn't know what's up.

[bestestfurrend]

You didn't sound like you knew what was up in your post, nuh uh. You can't troll a troll, mister.

[inmy_balls]

...is that a challenge?

[bestestfurrend]

Heehee, bring it on!

[inmy_balls]

My mother was a Scot and my father was king of the Irish fairies in the mythical forests of Madagascar.

I really wouldn't fuck with me if I were you.

[bestestfurrend]

That would purrobably be a lot more impurressive if I knew what any of it meant. Or purrhaps not, hmmmmm?

[inmy_balls]

Madagascan. Irish. Fairies. Clearly that's all y'need to know about me.

[bestestfurrend]

Sooo you think you're Pupa Pan? [she's laughing and - sorry Nathan - not taking him at all seriously]

[inmy_balls]

No, I know I'm an Irish fairy prince. Problem?

[If someone took him seriously...he might be concerned.]

Stop laughin' before I cry!

[bestestfurrend]

There there. [She bats at the screen with one hand curled up like a paw, mouth still stretched wide in an amused smile.] Purrinces shouldn't cry!

[inmy_balls]

You're right! At least I'm beautiful, dammit!

[bestestfurrend]

...you mean fairy purrinces are suppawsed to look like that?

[inmy_balls]

No! My father tells me I'm special.