I was at the grocery store, and the man in front of me had a box of Bounce dryer sheets, and that's all, on the conveyor belt.
Me: Static cling emergency?
Man: Mites.
Me: Mites?
Man: Mites hate Bounce. If you have a car with mites, you put Bounce in the car and the mites go away.
Me: You have a car with mites?
Man: Model A. Mites love Model A cars. I
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