Bounce
I was at the grocery store, and the man in front of me had a box of Bounce dryer sheets, and that's all, on the conveyor belt.
Me: Static cling emergency?
Man: Mites.
Me: Mites?
Man: Mites hate Bounce. If you have a car with mites, you put Bounce in the car and the mites go away.
Me: You have a car with mites?
Man: Model A. Mites love Model A cars. I just bought a Model A, so I need a box of Bounce.
So... now you know.