"Right then. You have reached Susan. If you are hearing this, then I am probably not going to answer it. You can leave a message if you wish, or you can find me and we can speak like civilized people."

*beep*

Susan had thought she was having strange dreams last night, which unfortunately wasn't anything out of the ordinary. She tended to have those whenever something was about to happen, but it hadn't been like that this time. No, instead the dreams had all featured one particular skeletal rat ( Read more... )

When Susan finally arrived back in Fandom via a portal that had taken its sweet time getting where it needed to be, she hadn't needed to worry about getting her belongings from the tent and move them to her room. One of the benefits to being able to remember future events was that you found yourself preparing for things like that without even ( Read more... )

And so the Fandom forces set off in two camps, to attempt two separate means of finding a portal home. Why splitting up was still considered a valid plan after so many years of proof in fiction that it wasn't was kind of a mystery, but there it was. So as Wesley, Loki, Alex and Susan began their research on portal construction in the castle library ( Read more... )

Susan had stayed in yesterday, because while she wasn't against the idea of uniforms, she was against these. The ones at her old school had been something like wearing a burlap sack, and those were bad enough, but someone should really be arrested for these. She didn't have much in the way of hips, and those monstrosities they were calling pants ( Read more... )

Susan had been attempting a letter to her grandfather when the giggling started. At first she'd stopped, waited to see if the giggling would continue, and when it didn't she simply resumed her writing.

Then it started again. "All right, come on out," she said, though she wasn't sure what exactly she was talking to.

( omg longer than i thought )

Susan had gone out into town today to run some errands, and come back with a box of chocolates from Wonka's. She'd been more inclined to frequent them more after the Auditors, in no small part because she'd technically robbed them that one time. Besides, it was much easier to shop there these days since she'd conveniently remembered the store ( Read more... )

There were few things worse for Susan than feeling helpless, because she wasn't helpless. So being in any sort of situation where bad things were happening and she had some information of why but not how to stop it, on top of the idea that her grandfather had set her up, just made her angry ( Read more... )

It was entirely possible that Susan, who had been planning on coming here anyway to check the books for Dany's friend anyway, was summoned here in a one shot post I'll put up the day of was here for a completely different reason ( Read more... )

Susan was beginning to think none of Fandom's holidays would appeal to her. She'd decided not to go to the Thanksgiving... thing today, opting instead to stay in and work on homework and try not to think about everything that was going on.

Unfortunately for Susan, that was not exactly up to her.

SQUEAK.Susan didn't even look up from her book ( Read more... )