There aren't any bylaws about, like, solicitation and loitering and stuff around here, are there?

Because I need more money. So I had this idea-- to make more money --where I go down by the fountain and set up a table and chair and I eat a bite of whatever anyone brings me for a price. Weird offal, cigarette butts, casseroles from strange and ( Read more... )

So I went and looked in the kitchen for breakfast tomorrow and I was like, wow, all we have is fifty condiments and like...a couple of eggs and some beer and leftover cornbread muffins and a bag of Bugles. Obviously this means grocery store time, because that was very little except ketchup and cornmeal products ( Read more... )

Is this feed going to the right place? Hey.

My name is Morgan Grimes and I'm looking for a job because I really don't want to keep taking advantage of my best bud's generosity much longer, even though I know for certain he would let me for as long as I needed due to friendship status ( Read more... )