Comments | ifyourenasty: 005 }{ MORGAN VS THE MYSTERY CRISPER

ifyourenasty

005 }{ MORGAN VS THE MYSTERY CRISPER

Jun 30, 2009 18:01

There aren't any bylaws about, like, solicitation and loitering and stuff around here, are there?

Because I need more money. So I had this idea-- to make more money --where I go down by the fountain and set up a table and chair and I eat a bite of whatever anyone brings me for a price. Weird offal, cigarette butts, casseroles from strange and ( Read more... )

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foraklondike June 30 2009, 22:11:52 UTC

You are going to make yourself sick.

ifyourenasty June 30 2009, 22:14:06 UTC

Entirely possible. That is a sacrifice I'm willing to make for a few hundred dollars.

foraklondike June 30 2009, 22:41:34 UTC

Your priorities are so skewed, I don't even know where to begin.

ifyourenasty June 30 2009, 22:43:48 UTC

Ellie, I think we have an honest, open relationship. If you have a problem with my priorities, you're welcome to help me work through it.

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playsforkeeps June 30 2009, 23:17:54 UTC

...that's your idea to make some cash?

ifyourenasty June 30 2009, 23:18:36 UTC

It works in the breakroom at home.

playsforkeeps June 30 2009, 23:19:45 UTC

So, you a 9 to 5'er, eh?

ifyourenasty June 30 2009, 23:20:56 UTC

Nah. I can't take getting up that early, although sometimes I have to when Big Mike needs someone to cover.

I'm a 3 to 11 kind of guy.

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lady_wandering June 30 2009, 23:33:02 UTC

Morgan, this sounds like a very hazardous proposition. I really wouldn't advise it.

[ooc: Romana works at CS, so I'm assuming they've at least met if that's alright?]

ifyourenasty June 30 2009, 23:36:28 UTC

You think I'm going to end up in the hospital too, don't you? I was a master at this stuff back at home. Like a spoiled food ninja.

Admittedly, at home I didn't risk catching food poisoning from different universes.

[ooc: sounds very logical to me!]

lady_wandering June 30 2009, 23:44:38 UTC

You really shouldn't underestimate the damage foreign pathogens can do to a human system.

What sort of skills do you have? Perhaps we can find you additional employment in a... safer environment.

ifyourenasty June 30 2009, 23:46:59 UTC

I've worked retail electronics for six years now. I graduated high school? I have very good hand-eye coordination?

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placeholder /is kind of dead to the world atm gruechow June 30 2009, 23:44:05 UTC

Okay, there's something I'm missing here. What do you need the extra money for?

sleeeeep li ifyourenasty June 30 2009, 23:45:15 UTC

I'm lonely. I miss having a girlfriend, man.

i'm going to have a nap in like...2 minutes gruechow June 30 2009, 23:49:07 UTC

gruechow June 30 2009, 23:49:39 UTC

Morgan. Please tell me this has nothing to do with hookers.

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cassandran July 1 2009, 00:29:20 UTC

Oh wow. You would do that?

ifyourenasty July 1 2009, 00:33:35 UTC

I would definitely do that.

LOL CASSIE WILL FEED HIM EVERYTHING SHE'D NEVER EAT HERSELF cassandran July 1 2009, 00:38:02 UTC

I'll feed you!

A MATCH MADE SOMEWHERE SCARY ifyourenasty July 1 2009, 00:51:55 UTC

What? Seriously? Someone like you?

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