005 }{ MORGAN VS THE MYSTERY CRISPER
There aren't any bylaws about, like, solicitation and loitering and stuff around here, are there?
Because I need more money. So I had this idea-- to make more money --where I go down by the fountain and set up a table and chair and I eat a bite of whatever anyone brings me for a price. Weird offal, cigarette butts, casseroles from strange and foreign galaxies that I can't pronounce the name of. I will eat that. On a bet. For a nominal price.
Anything that won't, you know, more than likely kill me. Because death is bad, but whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Right? Right.
I really need this extra money, guys. Do a brother a favor?
Because I need more money. So I had this idea-- to make more money --where I go down by the fountain and set up a table and chair and I eat a bite of whatever anyone brings me for a price. Weird offal, cigarette butts, casseroles from strange and foreign galaxies that I can't pronounce the name of. I will eat that. On a bet. For a nominal price.
Anything that won't, you know, more than likely kill me. Because death is bad, but whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Right? Right.
I really need this extra money, guys. Do a brother a favor?