005 }{ MORGAN VS THE MYSTERY CRISPER

Jun 30, 2009 18:01

There aren't any bylaws about, like, solicitation and loitering and stuff around here, are there?

Because I need more money. So I had this idea-- to make more money --where I go down by the fountain and set up a table and chair and I eat a bite of whatever anyone brings me for a price. Weird offal, cigarette butts, casseroles from strange and ( Read more... )

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placeholder /is kind of dead to the world atm gruechow June 30 2009, 23:44:05 UTC
Okay, there's something I'm missing here. What do you need the extra money for?

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sleeeeep li ifyourenasty June 30 2009, 23:45:15 UTC
I'm lonely. I miss having a girlfriend, man.

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i'm going to have a nap in like...2 minutes gruechow June 30 2009, 23:49:07 UTC
gruechow June 30 2009, 23:49:39 UTC
Morgan. Please tell me this has nothing to do with hookers.

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ifyourenasty June 30 2009, 23:51:11 UTC
It doesn't have anything to do with hookers, Chuck.

I just need the money to make girls like me. It's not like I have the slimmest chance of finding another Anna here.

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gruechow July 1 2009, 17:43:39 UTC
You do realise that if they only like you because you have money, that makes them pretty shallow, don't you?

Come on, you can do a lot better than that.

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ifyourenasty July 1 2009, 22:08:58 UTC
I don't know, man. I really don't know.

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gruechow July 1 2009, 22:58:21 UTC
Well I do, and you can trust me on it.

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