Comments | ifyourenasty: 002 }{ MORGAN VS. THE TUTU

ifyourenasty

002 }{ MORGAN VS. THE TUTU

May 05, 2009 14:49

Is this feed going to the right place? Hey.

My name is Morgan Grimes and I'm looking for a job because I really don't want to keep taking advantage of my best bud's generosity much longer, even though I know for certain he would let me for as long as I needed due to friendship status ( Read more... )

do i feel lucky?, holding out for a hero, jesus bob what button did you push, immature little manchild, is gaming a skill, i just like it here, chuck, at least i'm polite, no more buy more, is this a pineapple situation, well do i?, buymoria exile, future looks grim

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morethanasuit May 5 2009, 18:59:01 UTC

My name is Tony Stark, Mr. Grimes. I might have a job for you.

ifyourenasty May 5 2009, 19:00:17 UTC

Really?

[ooc: brad do you care if i fourth wall you a little? >.>]

morethanasuit May 5 2009, 19:01:34 UTC

Really. Occasionally people are interested in touring my company. I need someone that can show them around and tell them a bit about various products.

[ooc: Nope, go ahead.]

ifyourenasty May 5 2009, 19:03:19 UTC

I will be honest with you and say that I'm kind of really lazy with dealing with actual product so information and tour guiding would be right up my alley, thank you jesus.

Is your name really Tony Stark or is that just a really really good pseudonym?

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thewayto May 5 2009, 19:07:29 UTC

That is a most impressive résumé.

ifyourenasty May 5 2009, 19:08:09 UTC

I feel like you're being sarcastic with me somehow.

Are you being sarcastic at me?

thewayto May 5 2009, 19:09:17 UTC

Yes.

I have been working on my grasp of sarcasm. I am glad you could tell.

ifyourenasty May 5 2009, 19:10:41 UTC

You didn't...naturally come with a grasp of sarcasm? Honest question. I can't really blame you for using me for sarcasm target practice because I hear my face shouts 'ABUSE ME.'

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i_know_stuff May 5 2009, 19:25:24 UTC

Woah boy, that's going to assure you a great job.

ifyourenasty May 5 2009, 19:50:33 UTC

Oh my gosh, how many more people are gonna point that out to me?

i_know_stuff May 5 2009, 19:52:53 UTC

It can't be helped that people are just more used to people saying things like "I'm good at fighting super villains, can fly, and have super strength" or a variation of things like that. It's just underwhelming. Plus, most people are probably just kidding.

ifyourenasty May 5 2009, 20:35:24 UTC

Well I mean. I don't see why...fighting supervillains, while totally awesome and respectable, is going to be good at getting you a job as a cashier or something.

It takes all types, right?

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badancestry May 5 2009, 20:03:21 UTC

Forget these people. At least you have a high school diploma, that's more than a lot of us can say.

thewayto May 5 2009, 20:07:02 UTC

Not all of us went to high school, Nico.

badancestry May 5 2009, 20:12:31 UTC

That much is obvious.

thewayto May 5 2009, 20:15:48 UTC

I am certain that my private tuition was far more effective than any Earth education could hope to be, regardless.

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fireofsound May 5 2009, 21:01:27 UTC

You shouldn't be so quick to count yourself out!

ifyourenasty May 5 2009, 21:02:52 UTC

I've been hearing that lately. Still, it's not like I should go in expecting platinum when my life was pretty much made for tin or whatever. I feel that I have very reasonable expectations, in fact.

fireofsound May 5 2009, 21:09:07 UTC

Things work differently here! As I believe you can see.

ifyourenasty May 5 2009, 21:12:10 UTC

I'm slowly beginning to see that, yeah. I think it's the fact that I just met a gay alien.

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