003 }{ MORGAN VS THE MUNCHIES

May 14, 2009 15:15

So I went and looked in the kitchen for breakfast tomorrow and I was like, wow, all we have is fifty condiments and like...a couple of eggs and some beer and leftover cornbread muffins and a bag of Bugles. Obviously this means grocery store time, because that was very little except ketchup and cornmeal products.

So I head to the grocery store and I get there and it's like, wow, this place is quiet. Too quiet. So I do my business and I realize...there's like nobody there shopping and then I realize there's also only a few people who showed up to work. So hey, register guy who was drooling all over his chest and obviously having a nice dream, I checked myself out. Keep the change. You probably need it more than me.

What's going on?

Is this a curse or should I get the duct tape and gas masks?

And am I supposed to come in to work today?

jesus bob what button did you push, chuck!, auntie em auntie em, you are here, i know it sounds crazy, is this a pineapple situation, socially awkward, so going to get fired, future looks grim

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