May 14, 2009 15:15
So I went and looked in the kitchen for breakfast tomorrow and I was like, wow, all we have is fifty condiments and like...a couple of eggs and some beer and leftover cornbread muffins and a bag of Bugles. Obviously this means grocery store time, because that was very little except ketchup and cornmeal products.
So I head to the grocery store and I get there and it's like, wow, this place is quiet. Too quiet. So I do my business and I realize...there's like nobody there shopping and then I realize there's also only a few people who showed up to work. So hey, register guy who was drooling all over his chest and obviously having a nice dream, I checked myself out. Keep the change. You probably need it more than me.
What's going on?
Is this a curse or should I get the duct tape and gas masks?
And am I supposed to come in to work today?
jesus bob what button did you push,
chuck!,
auntie em auntie em,
you are here,
i know it sounds crazy,
is this a pineapple situation,
socially awkward,
so going to get fired,
future looks grim