Don't get excited, anyone (anyone?) this isn't a new chapter, I just realised I've not collected the series yet. Sorry, it is a resolution to get a new chapter done soon, I promise.

Death Takes a Holiday
This is How It's Done on Discworld
The First Duty

Cracky little asides that don't fit in the main timeline:

Methos' Adventures in L-Space
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Yes, you read that correctly, this is a Torchwood/Ivor the Engine crossover. It was written for aeron_lanart, so blame her completely. Completely unbeta'd bit of fluffy crack, you have been warned ;-)

A/N:For those poor souls who were deprived of Ivor in their childhood due to age or nationality, you can find old episodes on YouTube :)

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Okay, you can blame ithildyn for this one (sort of). It's thanks to her that I've seen the trailer for the next episode of Castle and I was inspired to write this crack:

Disclaimer: None of it's mine, not one little bit.

( Our Mr. Castle )

The amazing jinxed_wood asked me to write a Torchwood fic, where M (from James Bond) comes to visit and gives Jack a telling off. Well, Dame Judy Dench came and took up residence in my head, and this was the result. I hope I’ve done justice to your fantastic bunny, and that you have a wonderful day. Happy Birthday *hugs*

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So I was sort of discussing the possibility of a film of Preacher with jolinar_rosha who described it as a unicorn (there was a whole thing, it made sense) which had me thinking of Dean Winchester’s line about unicorns with rainbows coming out of their… well, you know the one. Anyway, for some reason, my cracky little brain spouted forth a ficlet, and here it ( Read more... )

Amandas birthday fic 2009

So, I offered amand_r a birthday fic, and in typical style received not one but five requests. As they are leaning heavily on the crack side I did my best to write all of them, so here are my Five Cracky Pieces (plus bonus special feature). Now, as most of you probably know, I’m crap at the NC-17 stuff, so I’m afraid even the ( Read more... )

A very Happy Birthday to
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Un-betaed and my first CSI:NY fic, so please be gentle, but all concrit welcome. Episode one of season Five of CSI: New York, called Veritas aired here in the UK recently and inspired this bit of crack.

In the episode (for those who didn’t see it), Mac Taylor is being held hostage by a bank robber, and is left for dead in a vehicle rapidly filling ( Read more... )

Look, I haven't forgotten it! This is the next chapter of Death Takes a Holiday, the rest of which can be read starting here. I don't own any of it, I just love it a lot and write for pleasure not profit. Thanks to silvercobwebs  for her excellent advice.

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One is the Loneliest Number

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