Birthday Fic!

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Amandas birthday fic 2009

So, I offered amand_r a birthday fic, and in typical style received not one but five requests. As they are leaning heavily on the crack side I did my best to write all of them, so here are my Five Cracky Pieces (plus bonus special feature). Now, as most of you probably know, I’m crap at the NC-17 stuff, so I’m afraid even the

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[the_summoning_d]

“Jack? Jack….? Jack! Stop shagging Faith, we’ve got an idea...”

*glee* Please accept this Best Line Ever award XD
Also, poor Methos...

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*beams*

Why thank you very much. :-)

[amand_r]

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WTF BB.

BEST EVER! Faith's hidden knife! "I'm all kinds of bendy!" Jack hitting that shit!

OMG IANTO AND OZ IN THE HUB. IANTO'S ALL LIKE, LALALALA NOT THINKING OF A THREESOME HAVE A BICCIE.

Methos delivering Gwen's baby! I HAD NEVER IMAGINED THAT. BRILLIANT.

“So, you’re a Watcher, not the Watcher. That’s something of a relief,” the Doctor said with a grin.

yes yes yes yes!

“I thought we might try disembowelment this time,” she said in a tone that Jack assumed was intended as playful, but which came off as threatening. OH HOLY SHIT. YES.

HOW DO YOU LEAVE A VENGEANCE DEMON??

AND THE ADDED FIC! POOR PREGNANT GWEN!

THANK YOU DO MUCH, BB. THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC.

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So... you liked it then? *grin*

You are most welcome, come again anytime (as Jack said to Faith *snerk*)

[amand_r]

AHAHAAAHAHA JACK/FAITH IS AN AWESOME PAIRING.

PS

[idontlikegravy]

I knew you'd get the Watcher reference :)

[fractured_sun]

Excellent, I think the last line's my favourite, but I love them all.

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*bounces*

[vipersweb]

*snicker* How lovely and cracky. nice little snippets. Also, Oz working for TW is an awesome idea.

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Thank you :)

It is, isn't it? I may come back to that one day.

[aeron_lanart]

Please do!

[luscious_words]

These made me grin madly.

“Jack? Jack….? Jack! Stop shagging Faith, we’ve got an idea...”

Brill, fuckin' brill. :)

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Why, thank you :)

[luscious_words]

*mutters* I can't believe I'm going to reply with the first thing that popped into my head, but here goes...

Granted, it's all jacked up, but it is a brilliant line that needed no explanation. ;)

*batters head against wall at such a bad pun*