I just got a Flickr account!
Mum: "Promise you'll be a good boy, Alfie."

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My friend Kim forwarded this to me, and it did make me laff ( Read more... )

Tum ti tum! I'm so all about policing right now. Last week on my special constable training course, our trainer brought in a rucksack full of weapons. We looked at them, and then we shared them among ourselves and went outside to practice searching each other for offensive weapons, and then arresting each other for it. It was excellent ( Read more... )

I went to Croatia, Montenegro and Albania with lowlowprices, and it was very nice. In Croatia we saw a loggerhead turtle in the sea, and in Albania we saw a tortoise in a field! This is a postcard of Shkoder, Northern Albania:

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So, I passed my special constable fitness test the second time around. The first time, I failed for being too much like this:


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Do you realise that, in Islands in the Stream, Kenny Roger sings to Dolly: "I'm a-going to get you with a fine-toothed comb"? That's not very loving. In fact, it's horrible. Imagine being combed to death ( Read more... )

I was totally checking out Pink Windmill's blog and found a link to this.
Check out these beauties:

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I like this story for the following sentences:

"Essentially we want to know why Venus went bad"

and

"Scientists hope Venus Express will help them answer these questions: Why is Venus so hot?"