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Police school is very fine at the moment. I have my police uniform stashed under my bed, and we've spent the past four weeks in the police gym stabbing each other with rubber knives, beating each other with foam batons, spraying each other with CS canisters full of water and generally wrestling each other to the floor and shouting things like "YOU HAVE BEEN SPRAYED WITH CS!", "GET BACK!", "GET DOWN!", "BACK OFF!" etc. I liked it the other day when we had to restrain each other on the floor and then administer care and reassurance to the "suspect". All I could think of to say is, "don't worry, you're being arrested. We'll get you to hospital." Then I giggled for about 20 mins.
We were sprayed with CS, which was quite interesting. Unfortunately I react quite badly to it, so as well as having bogey flowing freely down my face and being unable to open my eyes, my skin is very irritated and blotchy for ages afterwards, making me unattractive to boys. (brave, stoic).