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[i_jobot]

So, I passed my special constable fitness test the second time around. The first time, I failed for being too much like this:

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[thermaland]

Congrats!

I keep bumping into Sam in the street these days.

Come you to Chaza's birthday thingy tonight? She said she texted you. Actually she said she twtd you, which I hope means 'text' and not 'twat'.

[i_jobot]

Wha? I receive no text (sad). Consequently i elsewhere. PS doesn't Wood G stink of rubbish these days?

[thermaland]

Goddamn shitosaurus! Why, she must have a wrong number for you. You missed the sight of me cavorting in a leopard jackets (Charlotte's birthday present from her boyf) on the dance floor of the Finsbury Park bowling alley in the middle of all the inbred Arsenal fans...

[thermaland]

PS I think the binmen strike is over; they came by this afternoon...

[webofevil]

Fantastic! Mind how you go, sarge.

[thee_rockhunter]

Yikes! And congratulations!!

[strictlytrue]

It's good to have you back - my friends list makes a whole lot more sense now.

Be careful out there...

[internetsdairy]

Do you actually get a tricycle? I think Judge Dredd had a tricycle.

[i_jobot]

Man, I hope so!