Chilling tales of terror

[hweimei]

Him: "We're out of coffee."

Me: "What?"

Him: "This has never happened before."

Me (starting to panic): "How can we be out of coffee? Don't we subscribe to coffee?"

Happily, we remembered the small can of Café du Monde that hides out away from the normal coffee zone.

Comments

[substitute]

I have emergency backup coffee that isn't very good so I won't drink it unless necessary. Kind of a coffee AIR BAG.

[hweimei]

That would be nice to implement, but prolly harder than the popcorn version.

[novazembla]

Here's my backup supply, sent to me as a birthday present by my sister:

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/wafuupco1l.html

@%

[hweimei]

Heh. Based on the URL, I was expecting some kind of coffee-infused hot sauce.

geez, Mom..

[burnt_girl]

*GASP!!!!!*
Don't scare me like that..