Him: "We're out of coffee."

Me: "What?"

Him: "This has never happened before."

Me (starting to panic): "How can we be out of coffee? Don't we subscribe to coffee?"

Happily, we remembered the small can of Café du Monde that hides out away from the normal coffee zone.

Macho biker

Convict

(From this Metafilter post, which has more, but in that blind-links Metafilter way.)

Now New-Age Woman is making up etymology! Because "imagination" and "magus" MUST be related, right? They have the SAME THREE LETTERS!

(I was very nice in my comment, but it's caused a newage backup here, and I think I'm starting to get a headache.)

I just listened to the White House chief of staff attempt to explain the Bush administration's "argument" against funding embryonic stem-cell research, and immediately after that fiasco, I received my latest editing project by email-but it was the wrong one. Again.

Okay, I give up. After LJ moved their files, my user pictures have gone all wonky. That is not me, and it's not a picture I have ever even seen before.

Someone I don't know, who is the friend of someone I don't know (whom I happened to "friend"), did this:

BTW, I added exploding aardvark as an rss feed here on LJ - you can friend explod_aardvark

Whoa.