Him: "We're out of coffee."

Me: "What?"

Him: "This has never happened before."

Me (starting to panic): "How can we be out of coffee? Don't we subscribe to coffee?"

Happily, we remembered the small can of Café du Monde that hides out away from the normal coffee zone.

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