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i've taken a position on the line at the hard rock cafe in order to pad my winter finances. it is my intention to get fired within two weeks. so far every obnoxious behavior i have engaged in has been met with approval. my approach so far was to present myself as the ultimate rock and roll guy. saying rock on 10-15 an hour and engaging in ( Read more... )

if you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want, either good or bad.

when you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

cannonwill502 (7:15:19 PM): it's complicated but here goes....began squatting my old house in louisville...got caught....talked my way out of it ( Read more... )

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...and here comes the chill air that i haven't felt since last february when i decided to become an expatriate of the frigid north. i'm really wondering how i'll hold up. i wonder how bad i'll need to see the sun rise or set, or at least see the sun turn some trick to break up the dull glowing white off channel tv screen louisville's sky becomes ( Read more... )

sometimes it's nice to know you could hack it in a parallel universe. for instance despite the apparent thrust of the past 23 years of my life i am still able at a moments notice to dance proficiently to snoop dogg's "drop it like it's hot ( Read more... )

it's strange how victory feels. i'm somehow always disappointed when a tricky goal is achieved and yet i'm not standing on top of a mound of my fallen enemies with a tattered banner waving behind me...instead i'm still just a kid riding away on his bike. some how i expect bugles or at least some sort of theme music ( Read more... )

so for months now the whole world has been swimming in gmail invites. why then is it that today, when i actually need an invite there are none ( Read more... )