get fired from the hard rock vicariously through me!!

[huck]

i've taken a position on the line at the hard rock cafe in order to pad my winter finances. it is my intention to get fired within two weeks. so far every obnoxious behavior i have engaged in has been met with approval. my approach so far was to present myself as the ultimate rock and roll guy. saying rock on 10-15 an hour and engaging in

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[ratbooty]

i was told that you were working there now-
have to say it made me wonder-
but now i know why so it's good

i think for inspiration
watch Orgasmo and be Dave the crew guy-
i think that is who you need to be
in this situation-
annoying and all about the rock

good luck

[3_2_1]

1. print this journal entry.
2. post it visibly (maybe over the min. wage posters for an extra kick?) in the crew room and near the time clocks.

[wen_will_it_end]

Go anti-rock. Dress as a different member of the Village People each day and burst into "YMCA" at least twice an hour.

Alternatively, you could design people's food to resemble human reproductive organs/acts. This would take substantial artistic effort.

Finally there's attempts at seducing the management until they either give you a week off with pay in exchange for promise of extreme sexual acts, or you get fired.

[xentropyx]

just scream obscenities a lot.

for no reason.

[doll_steak666]

Show up on drugs/drunk, try to start a fight with a fellow employee for an absurd reason, piss/shit yourself while working a rush(and refuse to take a break to clean up), declare a "sit in" against some benign restaurant employee rule (like not touching your face or not wearing flip-flops) and declare it against yr religion, choose a word everyday and speak only that word during your entire shift, demand that people adress you as "Eeyore" and only respond when fellow workers/managers comply, hold a seance in the employee parking lot, wear KKK and/or Nazi paraphenelia to work, disrobe in the middle of the shift.... the options are endless. If you have real balls, do it all.