Hetalia Girls Cell Block Tango
anonymous
March 2 2010, 01:17:01 UTC
The women of Hetalia sing about how male nations have wronged them, abused them, invaded them, and bothered them to the point of murder, all to the tune of "The Cell Block Tango" from Chicago. Bonus: Includes at least Belgium scorning Germany, and Hungary as the only innocent girl.
Anon Can't Resist A Good Music Fill... Part 1
anonymous
March 2 2010, 06:02:55 UTC
The spotlight focused on center stage where a tall blond man with glasses and blue eyes was currently standing, head down, mic in hand. As soon as the light hit him, his head shot up.
“And now, the six merry murderesses of the Hetalia County Jail in their rendition of, The Cell Block Tango.” With that he ducked off stage, and the back lights came on revealing six girls in various poses.
“Pop,” went a blond girl with ribbon in her hair. “Six,” sang an Asian girl, with a flower clip. “Squish,” went an island girl with pigtails held up with red ribbons. “Uh uh,” sang a sweet, but tough looking girl with long hair and a flower clip. “Cicero,” went lovely young lady…holding a knife. “Vargas,” sang a far too young an innocent looking girl.
Anon Can't Resist A Good Music Fill... Part 2
anonymous
March 2 2010, 06:09:38 UTC
By this time the Asian couple had danced their way off stage, and the pigtailed island girl came forward.
“Now I’m sitting in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business,” she inched across the stage, while a blond man with green eyes and huge eyebrows came offstage and mirrored her movements, “and in storms my husband, Arthur, in a jealous rage.”
They were circling each other now. “’You’ve been screwing the Frenchman,’ he says. He was crazy and he kept screaming, ‘You’ve been screwing the Frenchman!’” With that the burst forward as if to stop there tango, but froze. “And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.” She pushed him back and he stumbled a bit, but didn’t fall down. That didn’t stop her from walking forward and pushing him to the ground anyway. The previous couples danced their way back onstage.
“If you’d have been there, If you’d have seen it, I betcha you would have done the same!” The couples froze in their various positions while a red light shone down on them. The white
( ... )
Anon Can't Resist A Good Music Fill... Part 3
anonymous
March 2 2010, 06:19:32 UTC
The stage went dark as all the girls took a knee except for the young blond. A young man with brown hair and a curl sticking out came up and embraced her from behind.
“I loved Feliciano Vargas more than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy,” he had circled around her while the rest of the girls stood up, and they started tangoing in the moving circle, “sensitive…a painter. But he was always trying to find himself. He’d go out every night looking for himself,” They stopped dancing in the center of the circle and she draped an arm on his shoulder.
“And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and Gilbert.” She started stroking his head. “I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead.” She tugged back on his neck and pushed him forward.
“The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,” they sang as they chased him up and offstage. “The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.”
“They had it coming,” half of them sang as they all entered another dance sequence. “They had it
( ... )
Anon has just a few things to say
anonymous
March 2 2010, 11:43:08 UTC
First I am a die hard Chicago fan. CBT parodies are always loved! That being said, I wish you would have been a bit more creative with the lyrics. ("You've been screwing the Frenchman!" That line did totally kill me.) Also, I'm pretty sure you referred to Belarus as a brunette a couple of times. She is very blonde.
Beef aside, this fill made me quite happy. It needs art, like, now.
Re: Anon has just a few things to say
anonymous
March 2 2010, 13:51:04 UTC
Ah, sorry about that. I was using the anime coloring (which I usually don't do, but then everyone would have been blonde except Taiwan and Sey) and she looks more brunette to me there. Sorry.
Wow, that was really good! Although I do agree with the earlier person that you could've taken a few more liberties, because when you did it was funny "You've been screwing the Frenchman!" Also I like how Canada and Japan are hesistant on showing it to everyone else, and I just melted when Hungary fell into Austria's arms.
Bonus: Includes at least Belgium scorning Germany, and Hungary as the only innocent girl.
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“And now, the six merry murderesses of the Hetalia County Jail in their rendition of, The Cell Block Tango.” With that he ducked off stage, and the back lights came on revealing six girls in various poses.
“Pop,” went a blond girl with ribbon in her hair.
“Six,” sang an Asian girl, with a flower clip.
“Squish,” went an island girl with pigtails held up with red ribbons.
“Uh uh,” sang a sweet, but tough looking girl with long hair and a flower clip.
“Cicero,” went lovely young lady…holding a knife.
“Vargas,” sang a far too young an innocent looking girl.
Every time each girl sang, she changed position…
“Pop!”
“Six!”
“Squish!”
“Uh uh!”
“Cicero!”
“Vargas!”
“Pop!”
“Six!”
“Squish!”
“Uh uh!”
“Cicero!”
“Vargas!”
“He had it coming!” they belted, making their way up stage.
“He had it coming ( ... )
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“Now I’m sitting in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business,” she inched across the stage, while a blond man with green eyes and huge eyebrows came offstage and mirrored her movements, “and in storms my husband, Arthur, in a jealous rage.”
They were circling each other now. “’You’ve been screwing the Frenchman,’ he says. He was crazy and he kept screaming, ‘You’ve been screwing the Frenchman!’” With that the burst forward as if to stop there tango, but froze. “And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.” She pushed him back and he stumbled a bit, but didn’t fall down. That didn’t stop her from walking forward and pushing him to the ground anyway. The previous couples danced their way back onstage.
“If you’d have been there,
If you’d have seen it,
I betcha you would have done the same!” The couples froze in their various positions while a red light shone down on them. The white ( ... )
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“I loved Feliciano Vargas more than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy,” he had circled around her while the rest of the girls stood up, and they started tangoing in the moving circle, “sensitive…a painter. But he was always trying to find himself. He’d go out every night looking for himself,” They stopped dancing in the center of the circle and she draped an arm on his shoulder.
“And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and Gilbert.” She started stroking his head. “I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead.” She tugged back on his neck and pushed him forward.
“The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,” they sang as they chased him up and offstage.
“The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.”
“They had it coming,” half of them sang as they all entered another dance sequence.
“They had it ( ... )
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This line author anon, this line made my day
This fill is amazing, hilarious and just so well written
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Beef aside, this fill made me quite happy. It needs art, like, now.
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“You know maybe you should just do whatever you want with.”
I think there's a word missing there~
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Also I like how Canada and Japan are hesistant on showing it to everyone else, and I just melted when Hungary fell into Austria's arms.
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That was wonderful! Adding backstories is great! I really feel for Seychelles now, poor girl, and Hungary, too!
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