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[herestothebard]

Come one, come all, ladies and gents. As a Bard of no small talent, I offer up to you this humble song in exchange for a bit of coin.

It was nice to see the Bard actually doing some honest work. For once.

Oh stuff it.

*ahem*

Comments

[no_good_tsuna]

Why is there a beggar hanging around? Please don't tell me he is going to be there all the time now. Just don't make eye contact.

[herestothebard]

You there! Boy! Surely that song was good enough to spare a bit of coin. A man's gotta drink, after all.

[no_good_tsuna]

Huh?! EEEE!! You were caught!!

Er, okay. I think I have some change... *fiddles around in his pockets and hands over his coinage*

[herestothebard]

*wanders over*

Hmph. Not bad I suppose. Say, you look like a bleeder. That can't be all you've got.

And so our valiant Bard once again resumed his extortion racket, this time directing it at a young boy.

[unnatural_20s]

Yeah. Oh no, yeah. That song was pretty good.

You know. For deaf people.

[herestothebard]

Do I have to kill you and loot your corpse again?

[thelostseraph]

Your rhyme scheme is erratic. I prefer a traditional sonnet form.

*Nonetheless, Ledah drops in $1*

[herestothebard]

*dripping sarcasm*

Your generosity knows no bounds, good sir. I am awed.

[thelostseraph]

Due in large part to recent events, my goodwill towards fellow man is at a record low. Secure an actual job if you desire coin.

[herestothebard]

Can't argue with that I suppose. What've we got around here in the way of jobs?