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[herestothebard]

Come one, come all, ladies and gents. As a Bard of no small talent, I offer up to you this humble song in exchange for a bit of coin.

It was nice to see the Bard actually doing some honest work. For once.

Oh stuff it.

*ahem*

Comments

[thelostseraph]

Your rhyme scheme is erratic. I prefer a traditional sonnet form.

*Nonetheless, Ledah drops in $1*

[herestothebard]

*dripping sarcasm*

Your generosity knows no bounds, good sir. I am awed.

[thelostseraph]

Due in large part to recent events, my goodwill towards fellow man is at a record low. Secure an actual job if you desire coin.

[herestothebard]

Can't argue with that I suppose. What've we got around here in the way of jobs?

[thelostseraph]

The new job listings were recently posted. You may wish to hurry if you do not wish to be a janitor. Or male stripper.

[herestothebard]

Ah. Harsh. Well, I'll see what I can scrounge up.