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[herestothebard]

Come one, come all, ladies and gents. As a Bard of no small talent, I offer up to you this humble song in exchange for a bit of coin.

It was nice to see the Bard actually doing some honest work. For once.

Oh stuff it.

*ahem*

Comments

[no_good_tsuna]

Why is there a beggar hanging around? Please don't tell me he is going to be there all the time now. Just don't make eye contact.

[herestothebard]

You there! Boy! Surely that song was good enough to spare a bit of coin. A man's gotta drink, after all.

[no_good_tsuna]

Huh?! EEEE!! You were caught!!

Er, okay. I think I have some change... *fiddles around in his pockets and hands over his coinage*

[herestothebard]

*wanders over*

Hmph. Not bad I suppose. Say, you look like a bleeder. That can't be all you've got.

And so our valiant Bard once again resumed his extortion racket, this time directing it at a young boy.

[no_good_tsuna]

A-A bleeder? Sorry, but that really is all the change I have...

[herestothebard]

But not all the money you have?

[no_good_tsuna]

Er, well... the rest I need for myself. Why won't he just leave me alone?!!

[herestothebard]

Surely you can afford to spare a little for a poor, destitute man who is down on his luck.

Especially when said man is perfectly capable of, say, dunking you in the lake for an extended period of time.

[no_good_tsuna]

Destitute?! We get free room and board! He's totally robbing me!

When you put it like that... *gets out his wallet and hands over more money*

[herestothebard]

There's a good lad.