More Miranda Cuteness alert. Flee if you hate my kid stories ( Read more... )

Everything that is wrong with the human experience in the 21st century. Namely, it encourages every linked sapien to channel their inner obnoxious teenage boy at the world.

Evidence the first. [NSFW]

Evidence the second. [NSFW]

One the bright side I know what I'm getting my male friends for Christmas.

As I've made abundantly clear, I am found of Dan Savage. SQUEEE!!! So when the Great Sex Advice Lord highly recommended the book "Sex at Dawn" claiming it would blow my mind, and he meant BLOW MY MIND with it's sheer awesome rightness. I got it and read it, albeit reluctantly. Why? Because it is an evolutionary pysch book, and my jerked knee ( Read more... )

Kids love to sing happy birthday. Cordelia likes to sing several variations on the song including this classic ( Read more... )

Miranda is cold blooded like I am, easily gets cold, never sweats unless it is almost body temperature outside. So she rarely complains about the heat EXCEPT when we get in the car after it's baked by the sun all afternoon. But instead of just whining about it being too hot, she has taken to saying in in perplexed and curious tone, "My ears are ( Read more... )

Well, I did it. I took the girls and myself to a unitarian service or two or three. First off, the unitarians are so going to hell. Anyway, I let the girls go to their church school. After the first time, the first thing out of Cordelia's mouth was, "Can I come back!" Miranda was obliviously happy, I guessed, she's barely 4, so if she is not ( Read more... )

Our two week trip to the UK, Miranda said in perfect four-glish, "I miss you, I very love you." Again and again. It was intensely wonderful to hear and makes up for a lot of the tantrums since.

Video on how to take the drunken, frivolous, sex-crazed wind out of the gay lifestyle. MAKE them get married!

Oh and not safe for a real work or kidded environment.

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So I just tried out Hey Baby. Here is my brief thoughts ( Read more... )

Church Part 2 ( Read more... )