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Jan 04, 2007 02:31

Title: The List (Or, My Best Friend’s Ideal Girlfriend)
Pairing: Akanishi Jin/ Yamashita Tomohisa
Rating: R/NC-17
Author Notes: Ummm, I don't even know? I was looking at the NEWS g/f checklists with darkeyedwolf, and somehow the idea of one of the JE boys acting out one of the lists came up. AND WHO COULD BETTER DO THAT THAN JIN, I ASK YOU? Anyway. So he did. ( Read more... )

everybody wants a piece of pi, pin is going to rule the world, je has eaten my brain, crack is good for your body

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darkeyedwolf January 4 2007, 02:05:57 UTC

FIRST COMMENT BABY

helicoptersky January 4 2007, 02:07:13 UTC

AHAHAHAHA ILU ♥

darkeyedwolf January 4 2007, 02:14:23 UTC

oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD.

KOREA.

YOU.

I.

*SPEECHLESS*

helicoptersky January 4 2007, 02:17:04 UTC

\:D/

ALL FOR YOU, BABY. ALL FOR YOU.

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xs0xelectrikkx January 4 2007, 02:17:39 UTC

LOL I LOVED THIS FICCCC ♥

make more. please. ^^

helicoptersky January 4 2007, 02:21:13 UTC

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D
There will always be more Pin to come!! ♥ &hearts:

xs0xelectrikkx January 4 2007, 02:41:55 UTC

YEEEEEEEEEEY! :DDD

candy_future January 4 2007, 02:38:49 UTC

ALSDKFDLFLKDJ ;DDDDDDDDDDD!!

In ‘N’ Out Burgers Bwahahhahaha!! OMG IT'S NAMED AFTER JIN! XDD

Jin remembered vividly what they had been able to do, but they had both agreed they wouldn’t mention that to anyone, unless it was for blackmailing purposes.

And beer sneaks its way into fic again! alkdjfdljfl!! WRITE!!

‘I LIKE HAIR EYES’ JIN YOU ARE SO DUMB!! *AGREES WITH RYO AND DIES!!*

He’d thought the sexual subtext of sharing a banana was particularly brilliant. DDDDDD: Jin should srsly stop copying Jimmy D:

“That’s in English,” Ryo observed, “Also, I am going to kill you now.”) ALKDSJFLDJljl!j!!!!!!!!!!!! At least Jin learned his own name in LA D:

“I have a beautiful heart!” Jin declared. OMG DIES DIES DIES!!! JIN YOU ARE SO DUMB!!!

put on good music (the KAT-TUN album) I had a ridiculous image of Jin getting prissy because of Pi coming when Kame's parts are on >_>

SMUT ♥ ... SMUT :D ... SMUT ♥ ... God, he was huge! ... >:DDDD ROFL!!!! <-- Monster Yamapeen killed smut D ( ... )

helicoptersky January 4 2007, 02:47:06 UTC

ADLHAHLDFALDAD THANK YOU MY LOVE I AM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED ♥ ♥ ♥

My obsession with Ryo is seriously very intense and unhealthy cause HE NEVER GOES AWAY, EVER. But I reall ylove him so it's fine xD AND JIN WOULD BE SO LOST WITHOUT JIN'S SNARK.

Beer!! XD I shall write that asap.

JIN IS NEVER GOING TO STOP COPYING JIMMY. EVER. CUM IN MY ROOM. That gif with the banana is so mesmerizing, I will never look at a banana the same way again! And alskdfaslhdfas if I killed Porn with MONSTER YAMAPEEN then YOU KILLED IT WITH KAME. AÖKDJGAÖDKAÖJDGJAÖGDJÖAD. *DIES*

YOU LOVE JIN'S DUMB ADMIT IT, WE ALL DO.

&hearts

candy_future January 4 2007, 02:56:48 UTC

OMG I KNOW!! IF NOT FOR RYO, JIN MIGHT BE EVEN FATTER NOW DDDDDDDDDD:<

:DDDD@! Beer always wins! Yes! Write!! But after NEWS ninjas of course XD

There really should be a fic with Pin sex to KAT-TUN music and Kame's voice killing Pin smut >_> I AM DOWN WITH MONSTER YAMAPEEN ANYDAY!

♥

acchikocchi January 4 2007, 02:48:58 UTC

Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't even know where to start because this fic is just SUCH PURE LOVE OMG IT IS AMAZINGGGGG. ♥ ♥

It had confused him greatly in the beginning - his stomach hadn’t done that before he went away to study, but now that he was back and him and Pi were going to be together in their new unit, for some reason it was different.

HAHAHAHA MY FAVORITE IDEA EVER, OBVIOUSLY. ♥ ♥ ♥

“I have a beautiful heart!” Jin declared.

I THINK I'M CRYING. WITH LAUGHTER.

Jin is just so Jin in his adorable and dumb persistence and, ah, creative interpretations of the checklist - and Ryo deserves everything he gets for showing it to him in the first place, anyway. XD He should have known to just start with sex! WHO COULD RESIST THAT? NOT ME YAMAPI.

and put on good music (the KAT-TUN album)

What, no Whitney Houston?

(I swear I will never forget that interview. XD)

(and God, he was huge!)

AHAHAHAHAHA IT'S THE MONSTER *DIES*

Hilarity aside, there's smut, too? JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER. Yum, yum, yum. *___*

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helicoptersky January 4 2007, 03:15:46 UTC

I JUST HAD TO SNEAK TAY*J IN THERE SOMEWHERE, OBV. TAY*J is my favoritttttte.

And ashdaslasldgjsladg I am seriously so so so glad you enjoyed it, because I wrote it for all of you Pinions ♥ ♥ ♥

CLEARLY JIN SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH THE SEX. But, as we all know, he is not of the smart kind (BUT WE LOVE HIM THAT WAY), so he tried all the difficult stuff at first! \:D/ God, I love how utterly DUMB Jin is! Just imagine how boring fandom would be without is FAIL? XDDDDD

I LOVE THAT YOU HAD THE SAME THOUGHTS AS JIN. THAT CRACKS ME UP LIKE NOTHING ELSE AHAHAHAHAHAA XDDD

THANK YOU THANK YOU ILUSM!!!

♥

acchikocchi January 4 2007, 03:55:57 UTC

WHY THANK YOU EEEE. ♥

Withouot Jin's fail, I would probably not even be in fandom in the first place, so. yes. I totally agree. XD

AND I KNOW, HOW DID I HAVE THE SAME THOUGHTS AS JIN? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SHIGE! HOW CAN I BE SHIGE IF I AM DUMB? I HAVE A REAL CAT, TOO, OBVIOUSLY I FAIL.

....hahaha, now we're talking about Shige's fake cat in chat, too. I love it. XD

ILU2!!! OBVIOUSLY. ♥ x seven million

paddyabroad January 4 2007, 02:49:52 UTC

Oh I sooo can feel with JinJin....
missing In 'n Out *sighs*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

helicoptersky January 4 2007, 03:30:13 UTC

HAHAHA POOR JIN XD
I miss In N Out too!!!

Thank you for reading ♥