Title: The List (Or, My Best Friend’s Ideal Girlfriend)
Pairing: Akanishi Jin/ Yamashita Tomohisa
Rating: R/NC-17
Author Notes: Ummm, I don't even know? I was looking at the
NEWS g/f checklists with
darkeyedwolf, and somehow the idea of one of the JE boys acting out one of the lists came up. AND WHO COULD BETTER DO THAT THAN JIN, I ASK YOU? Anyway. So he did.
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In ‘N’ Out Burgers Bwahahhahaha!! OMG IT'S NAMED AFTER JIN! XDD
Jin remembered vividly what they had been able to do, but they had both agreed they wouldn’t mention that to anyone, unless it was for blackmailing purposes.
And beer sneaks its way into fic again! alkdjfdljfl!! WRITE!!
‘I LIKE HAIR EYES’ JIN YOU ARE SO DUMB!! *AGREES WITH RYO AND DIES!!*
He’d thought the sexual subtext of sharing a banana was particularly brilliant. DDDDDD: Jin should srsly stop copying Jimmy D:
“That’s in English,” Ryo observed, “Also, I am going to kill you now.”) ALKDSJFLDJljl!j!!!!!!!!!!!! At least Jin learned his own name in LA D:
“I have a beautiful heart!” Jin declared. OMG DIES DIES DIES!!! JIN YOU ARE SO DUMB!!!
put on good music (the KAT-TUN album) I had a ridiculous image of Jin getting prissy because of Pi coming when Kame's parts are on >_>
SMUT ♥ ... SMUT :D ... SMUT ♥ ... God, he was huge! ... >:DDDD ROFL!!!! <-- Monster Yamapeen killed smut D:
OMG GARBAGE AND RYO! *DIES* XDDDDD
I think I have died many times over while reading this ♥!! THIS IS BEYOND AWESOME! YOU JIN IS SO DUMB AND LOVELY! AND YOU PI IS SUCH A PERFECT BOYFRIEND OMG! ILU!!! ♥
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My obsession with Ryo is seriously very intense and unhealthy cause HE NEVER GOES AWAY, EVER. But I reall ylove him so it's fine xD AND JIN WOULD BE SO LOST WITHOUT JIN'S SNARK.
Beer!! XD I shall write that asap.
JIN IS NEVER GOING TO STOP COPYING JIMMY. EVER. CUM IN MY ROOM. That gif with the banana is so mesmerizing, I will never look at a banana the same way again! And alskdfaslhdfas if I killed Porn with MONSTER YAMAPEEN then YOU KILLED IT WITH KAME. AÖKDJGAÖDKAÖJDGJAÖGDJÖAD. *DIES*
YOU LOVE JIN'S DUMB ADMIT IT, WE ALL DO.
&hearts
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:DDDD@! Beer always wins! Yes! Write!! But after NEWS ninjas of course XD
There really should be a fic with Pin sex to KAT-TUN music and Kame's voice killing Pin smut >_> I AM DOWN WITH MONSTER YAMAPEEN ANYDAY!
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