JE - The List (Or, My Best Friend’s Ideal Girlfriend) - Pin
Title: The List (Or, My Best Friend’s Ideal Girlfriend)
Pairing: Akanishi Jin/ Yamashita Tomohisa
Rating: R/NC-17
Author Notes: Ummm, I don't even know? I was looking at the NEWS g/f checklists with darkeyedwolf, and somehow the idea of one of the JE boys acting out one of the lists came up. AND WHO COULD BETTER DO THAT THAN JIN, I ASK YOU? Anyway. So he did. ( Read more... )
Pairing: Akanishi Jin/ Yamashita Tomohisa
Rating: R/NC-17
Author Notes: Ummm, I don't even know? I was looking at the NEWS g/f checklists with darkeyedwolf, and somehow the idea of one of the JE boys acting out one of the lists came up. AND WHO COULD BETTER DO THAT THAN JIN, I ASK YOU? Anyway. So he did. ( Read more... )
It had confused him greatly in the beginning - his stomach hadn’t done that before he went away to study, but now that he was back and him and Pi were going to be together in their new unit, for some reason it was different.
HAHAHAHA MY FAVORITE IDEA EVER, OBVIOUSLY. ♥ ♥ ♥
“I have a beautiful heart!” Jin declared.
I THINK I'M CRYING. WITH LAUGHTER.
Jin is just so Jin in his adorable and dumb persistence and, ah, creative interpretations of the checklist - and Ryo deserves everything he gets for showing it to him in the first place, anyway. XD He should have known to just start with sex! WHO COULD RESIST THAT? NOT ME YAMAPI.
and put on good music (the KAT-TUN album)
What, no Whitney Houston?
(I swear I will never forget that interview. XD)
(and God, he was huge!)
AHAHAHAHAHA IT'S THE MONSTER *DIES*
Hilarity aside, there's smut, too? JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER. Yum, yum, yum. *___*
“You are lying,” Jin said, still sounding like a five-year-old who has been denied his favorite toy, “You sound perfectly normal, that’s not what people sound like when they are coming.”
...sadly, when I read the checklist, this is what I thought of first, too. XD TRUST JIN TO MISINTERPRET THE BENEFITS AS WELL. Oh, Jin. I love you in all your idiocy.
DID I MENTION I LOVED THIS FIC, TOO? (Nice segue, right? right?) Oh, I did? WELL IT IS HILARIOUS AND I LOVE IT A WHOLE LOT AND I LOVE YOU TOO. THANK YOU FOR THE PIN LOVE! ♥♥♥!!!
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And ashdaslasldgjsladg I am seriously so so so glad you enjoyed it, because I wrote it for all of you Pinions ♥ ♥ ♥
CLEARLY JIN SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH THE SEX. But, as we all know, he is not of the smart kind (BUT WE LOVE HIM THAT WAY), so he tried all the difficult stuff at first! \:D/ God, I love how utterly DUMB Jin is! Just imagine how boring fandom would be without is FAIL? XDDDDD
I LOVE THAT YOU HAD THE SAME THOUGHTS AS JIN. THAT CRACKS ME UP LIKE NOTHING ELSE AHAHAHAHAHAA XDDD
THANK YOU THANK YOU ILUSM!!!
♥
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Withouot Jin's fail, I would probably not even be in fandom in the first place, so. yes. I totally agree. XD
AND I KNOW, HOW DID I HAVE THE SAME THOUGHTS AS JIN? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SHIGE! HOW CAN I BE SHIGE IF I AM DUMB? I HAVE A REAL CAT, TOO, OBVIOUSLY I FAIL.
....hahaha, now we're talking about Shige's fake cat in chat, too. I love it. XD
ILU2!!! OBVIOUSLY. ♥ x seven million
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