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Jan 04, 2007 02:31

Title: The List (Or, My Best Friend’s Ideal Girlfriend)
Pairing: Akanishi Jin/ Yamashita Tomohisa
Rating: R/NC-17
Author Notes: Ummm, I don't even know? I was looking at the NEWS g/f checklists with darkeyedwolf, and somehow the idea of one of the JE boys acting out one of the lists came up. AND WHO COULD BETTER DO THAT THAN JIN, I ASK YOU? Anyway. So he did. ( Read more... )

everybody wants a piece of pi, pin is going to rule the world, je has eaten my brain, crack is good for your body

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darkeyedwolf January 4 2007, 02:05:57 UTC

FIRST COMMENT BABY

helicoptersky January 4 2007, 02:07:13 UTC

AHAHAHAHA ILU ♥

darkeyedwolf January 4 2007, 02:14:23 UTC

oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD.

KOREA.

YOU.

I.

*SPEECHLESS*

helicoptersky January 4 2007, 02:17:04 UTC

\:D/

ALL FOR YOU, BABY. ALL FOR YOU.

darkeyedwolf January 4 2007, 02:58:27 UTC

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. OH MY GOD. I thought I loved you when you wrote Katopi. I thought I was ready to pledge my eternal soul when you wrote Yamapi's monster penis. BUT THIS? THIS? I. Korea. My knee. She is bended. I am yours, always and forever.

*IN UR HEART, LOVIN U ENDLESSLY*

what problem would his stomach have with six cheeseburgers, fries and a huge portion of ice cream?

a;lksdl;dkdlkfk FATJIN. FATJIN FOR THE WIN. Burgers and In'n'Out and oh my lord Ryo, Ryo snarking about his weight and GIVING HIM THE IDEA OF THE CHECKLIST IN THE FIRST PLACE and "he just likes making fun of you" AHAHAHA

Even Ryo had said so, that one time when they had gotten so drunk they couldn’t even stand anymore (Jin remembered vividly what they had been able to do, but they had both agreed they wouldn’t mention that to anyone, unless it was for blackmailing purposes).

WHY HALLO THAR RYOJIN. I. I love it. Short and stupid!

“You should really go easy on the drugs,” YamaPi said and fell back into his seat, defeated.I DISAGREE ( ... )

helicoptersky January 4 2007, 03:29:42 UTC

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MAKES ME CHANNEL THE PIN, I SWEAR. WE COME UP WITH THE AWESOMEST IDEAS! PINIONS FTW, NO FAKE.

And dude, when I was writing this, I was usually sitting somewhere in the house with my laptop, with that GIRLFRIEND CHECKLIST in front of me and I was IMAGINING HOW JIN WOULD INTERPRET AT, CACKLING NOT-SO-QUIETLY TO MYSELF and obviously this didnt make my family see me as an saner DDDD: OH PIN ♥ ♥ ♥

You have no idea how much love I have for FAT JIN. AND RYO, BUT THAT IS NOT A SECRET. Ever since the concept of Fat Jin came up I was like FTW!!!! AND THEN JIN REALLY GOT FAT AND OH GOD IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

WHY HALLO THAR RYOJIN.

I'D KILL FOR SOME RYOJIN. OR EVEN BETTER, RYOPIN. SERIOUSLY ( ... )

darkeyedwolf January 4 2007, 02:59:28 UTC

Jin wasn’t particularly surprised that three requirements on The List were about food. YamaPi liked eating (and he needed it, too, otherwise he would lose his boobs)

oh god they are SO WONDERFUL, and thank god for ticklefights and excessive sex or they'd both sit on the couch eating and eating until Ryo threw pamphlets at them about anorexia and asked if they remembered the good times.

“Fire! Fire!” Jin screamed in horror and ran to hide behind YamaPi.

I am entirely unsurprised that Jin set his own apartment on fire.

Just thought I'd put that on the record. :D :D :D

“Foreplay,” Jin said, and did his tongue thing.

*CHOKES*

*DIES*

*COMES BACK AS A PORN-LOVING ZOMBIE*

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥!!!! Your comedic timing is SO SPOT-ON I just, I can't even -- blowing on his dick to keep it warm and then he did his TONGUE THING and alkjdklsdjfdfkl *CRIES WITH LAUGHTER*

Jin buried one hand in YamaPi’s hair (God, it had gotten longer than his own!) and slid his other hand under YamaPi’s shirt, running his fingers down his chest ever so ( ... )

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