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Daily Reese Journal, Vol. 7
It's Friday. And you think that it would be cause for celebration. However, this isn't the case today, as Reese has been suffering from a Friday with a temper. If you want to see what its like to have your ATM card vanish, your boss become Ultradick and to have no food available for consumption, then I would say you should have followed around ( Read more... ) -
The Return to Live Journaldom
The most unfortunate part about coming back to Live Journal after spending so much time away from it (and having my journal deleted for a few months) is that my supply of friends has greatly diminished. Which is understandable, considering most of the people I knew had either grown tired of LJ themselves or assumed I was not coming back.
So, for ( Read more... ) -
The Daily Reese Journal, Volume 6
We here at the Reese News Desk would like to apologize for the delay in bringing you the latest updates. As the most devoted and dedicated team of Reese reporters, we sometimes have to go above and beyond our usual reporting to be sure we bring you the most exceptional coverage possible. And if this involves staying up for more than 48 hours with ( Read more... ) -
Daily Reese Journal, Vol. 5
It was a rather dramatic day in the world of Reese conversing. To clarify, though, this is not world-ending trouble for the World's Greatest Duo.
We spent the morning rather hungry, and in Reese's case, there was a headache involved too. Though would you expect anything less after just eating half of an orange? She claims she split the orange ( Read more... ) -
Daily Reese Journal, Vol. 4 (Weekend Edition)
We're a little late with the post-game analysis of this past weekend, but you Reese fanatics certainly haven't been forgotten.
Saturday's scheduled main event was The Party, a social event featuring a plethora of people that this journalist did not know, as I was hired to be Reese's alcohol-holder, Apples to Apples card-holder and co-analyst of ( Read more... ) -
Daily Reese Journal, Volume 3
Woah, we're a little behind with this edition. I sincerely apologize to all you Reese fans and Reese fetishists who make this your one-stop destination for records of Reese's wacky adventures with moi.
The same ominous rain clouds that zig zagged through the region today seemed to be zig zagging their way through our moods this morning as well. In ( Read more... ) -
Daily Reese Journal, Vol. 2
Today was a little less dramatic than yesterday's MIA crisis. But thats a good thing, really, because it meant that I didn't have to worry and could instead concentrate on charming the eyeballs out of her skull. Thats just an expression I use, you know? I dont actually want to cause harm to her eyeballs or her skull. In fact, harm in general is ( Read more... ) -
Daily Reese Journal, Vol. 1
In an effort to keep you up to date on the happenings of me and my BFFL Reese, I've decided to lift my self-imposed exile from posting LJ entries.
Today began on a bit of a sour note, as Reese did not show up around her normal time. I was initially dissappointed. Then I became more worried than dissappointed. Then, briefly, I entertained the ( Read more... ) -
In Hindsight...
I was a little unmotivated today, so I went for a trip down memory lane in the ol' LJ. And I think this post pretty much sums up every single other post I ever made here. Both figuratively and...literally.
http://helenslazyho.livejournal.com/2006/05/12/
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Recovery System
I thought I deleted this. And I did. But it didnt permanently delete, or something. Anyways, I guess i'll open it up again, so at least we can all read the things i wrote and wonder where I went wrong. Have fun, kids!