( Anatomy fail and the infamous 'I have not yet begun to debauch!' )

( *sporfle* I'm SURE that scene was far more effective pre-Deathly Hallows... )

( Snape objects to a slash cliche and Dumbledore is EEEEEEVIL. )

( Onto Chapter 2... )

( Snape the (fried?) wonton. )

( Snape is everyone's chewtoy, and Dumbledore couldn't seduce Anita Blake. )

Story Or Series Title: Subjugation
Fandom: Dumbledore is evil, Snape is a woobie, and the readers’ brains are melting. Uh, I mean “Harry Potter”.
Culprit Author's Name: Ravenkiss

Full Name (plus titles if any): Severus Snape; Albus Dumbledore
Full Species(es): Severus perfututum; Albus maleficus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Black; white ( Read more... )

( In which Sirius has a strong resemblance to fanon!Ron (without the ravenous hunger), the obvious needs to be explained to the Order, and Albus Dumbledore and the Order may actually have more IQ points than in canon. Credit where credit is due. )

( Snape is kidnapped by a Death Eater Polyjuiced as Albus. Apparently, Hogwarts' security measures make even the 'blood protection' look like an Unassailable Curse. )

( Eep. )