I’ve moved.

You can find me at:

http://slurredpress.wordpress.com/

just when you think your brain couldn’t get any worse in the middle of attempting (and succeeding!) to remember a good movie line from mrs. Doubtfire you actually have the following thought ( Read more... )

It will include the following unfortunate facts ( Read more... )

temping may/may not be the worst job for a rightfully emotional woman in her (almost!) mid twenties. I am not a perm. I've never even had a perm. I wanted a body wave when we moved here but I could never bring myself to say "body wave" out loud. It sounds like something i'd need dep products to maintain. It sounds like I dropped a cigarette in my ( Read more... )

No one in the Swartz family is particularly known for saying the right thing at the right time. Sometimes I don't know whether or not I seriously inherited the trait or if I'm subconsciously mocking them. It doesn't necessarily make a difference either way because if I haven't learned my lesson at almost 23 I doubt I'll ever learn it at all ( Read more... )

I've had access to the internet for as long as I can remember. Being the daughter of a computer programmer had its perks, of course. Number one being I had already established a real, romantic, long lasting, meaningful relationship with a boy by the age of 12. I remember the moment I typed "13/f/tx" and sat staring at the text field before I came ( Read more... )

I lost internet for a long time.

Now it's back and all I can think of to say is...

Last weekend I got on stage for karaoke for the first time and wet my pants during "Roxanne".

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( not the band )

JUDAS PRIEST, IS THIS FOR TRUE?

CORALINE, THE MOVIE?!?!"I got wind that They Might Be Giants are also putting a collection of songs together for the soundtrack ( Read more... )