I distinctly remember going to see Die Hard 3 during Senior Week when we should have been sneaking booze into the Under 21 Night Club or smoking pot under the boardwalk. Metaphor for my life.
"Do you really think they're going to stop, tell you they love you, and ask if you want to make pumpkin bread together?" .... Why the hell not??? This is something I would totally do. So just hold out for the penis version of me.
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Meet me in front of the building you ate in yesterday!
I'll write us a check.
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HELLO BABY TO LOVE IS A DOLPHIN, TO WALK IS TO BRAKED A HEARTS.
Seriously, your stories, even mundane ones, R. A. MAZING.
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It tastes like crapping trees.
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Hey April ... come catch me!!!!!!
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