creativity chicken nuggets
Inexcusably horny. It's pretty close to embarrassing.
(Right now I'm socially unacceptable.)

Add in the Al-Jazeera obsession with every conceivable angle of the situation in Ferguson, MO.

The boots on the ground belong to the usually clean-shaven Chicago bureau head up there.

So I'm microwaving my lust in one-dozen batches and ( Read more... )

eat more cock
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compare and contrast
The Ever-pleasant Mr. Richman
My favorite schlumpf of a Travel Channel host.
(For the record, that's a ten-month weight loss of 70 pounds.)

I'd like to tell him that I'd hit that sixteen ways to Sunday thin or fat, but in truth, I really want to have a hot and nasty three-way with the both of him.

For as nice as a guy who looks like ( Read more... )

in a nutshell
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date night, part two
(Mild Lamb Stew)
I need to pay better attention when I'm reading menus. This dish was good (and not at all disappointing), but I think I was expecting the hotter version of the stew.
Alicha Beg Wot

• 2 lbs lamb chops (ribs and meat)
• ¼ cup clarified butter (purified)
• 2 cups white onions (thinly chopped)
• 1 tablespoon fresh garlic
• 1 ( Read more... )

date night, part one
(Green Lentil Salad)
Ethiopian. I don't know why I put it off so long, because the meal made me physically happier.

For as often as I pooh-pooh vegan/vegetarian dishes, this one in particular stunned me.
Azifa

• 2 cups green lentils, soaked overnight
• 4 tomatoes, peeled and chopped
• 2 red onion, finely chopped
• 2 green chili pepper, seeded ( Read more... )

so easy

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Goodness, but I distract quickly.

Chicken Marsala and Alice Smith covering Cee-Lo Green.

Now if I can keep the neighbor's dogs from jumping the fence into the yard trying to kill the feral cats living in my terra cotta planters, it will be a really good frigid day.

mmmhmmmm“Paula Deen's words aren't hurting black people anywhere near as much as her recipes are.”  - Jessica Williams
Try not to fall the fuck out of your chair.

I managed not to hit my head.

he did what?

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Don't get me wrong, I love the Internet, but sometimes things do get taken a bit too far.

Now, I love bagels, and I love penis, but the two really do not belong together, even in the most extreme of circumstances.  There shall be no meme…

Date night with myself1 February 2013Next to my favorite nurseryGot off the tostones for once:
Croquetas de pollo con mojoMy favorite treyf:
Cubana empanada (pork roast, ham, swiss cheese)