so very chill
I love when people hit me up with comparatively quick dishes that can be eaten cold. Using anything other than a slow cooker has been making me ill this summer, and not food-poisoning ill.
( Cold running a little hot. )

no, I get it, but why?
GM offers
to get
prostate exam
during game
Andy Milovich has offered to go this week where no man has gone before: A prostate exam in front of a full stadium of fans.

Milovich, the general manager of the Myrtle Beach Pelicans, the Single-A affiliate of the Texas Rangers, offered to have the exam while singing “Take Me Out To The ( Read more... )

compulsion
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compare and contrast
The Ever-pleasant Mr. Richman
My favorite schlumpf of a Travel Channel host.
(For the record, that's a ten-month weight loss of 70 pounds.)

I'd like to tell him that I'd hit that sixteen ways to Sunday thin or fat, but in truth, I really want to have a hot and nasty three-way with the both of him.

For as nice as a guy who looks like ( Read more... )

she got game

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Have I mentioned lately that I fucking love my First Lady?

umm, what?
Okay.  Sasha.  Michelle.  Madonna (circa 1984).
Not a set of connections I would ever have made.
Not even if I lived to be 200.
Plus which it makes me feel really old, knowing that Sasha was born in 1982 and Michelle was born in 1987.

Yikies.

That Madonna song must seem like easy listening.

Anyway, so I missed this bit on TV, and, seeing it ( Read more... )

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Sorry, guys.  I'm just not very deep lately, not even in therapy.

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Necrobiosis lipoidica diabeticorum
=
Cat Pee!

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