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I just remembered that I never got around to telling everyone that the candidate analyses I did awhile back were all satires. Here's the key:

Obama-Karl Marx
Hillary-Satan
McCain-Maverick
Mitt Romney-John Kerry
Huckabee-William Jennings Bryant
Ron Paul- an anti-Federalist

If you were fooled, I strongly recommend not voting.

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Has anyone else noticed that CNN.com's Republican vote count in Washington just stopped with 87% reporting ( Read more... )

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Pros:
Experienced leader
Has good relations with many foreign rulers
Knowledgeable
Charismatic
Persuasive
Has millions of followers
Holds the media, business, and Hollywood in her pocket
Well known in religious circles

Cons:
Has a dedicated opposition
Consistently on the wrong side
Vain
Arrogant
Dictatorial
Lord of Lies
Pro-death
Pro-sodomy

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Pros:
Legend of the West
Witty
Good bluffer
Very funny
Lucky
Snazzy dresser
Good fast-talker
Good brawler
Great with the ladies

Cons:
Doesn’t always know when to fold ‘em
Con man
Bad at magic
Slow draw
Degenerate gambler
Anti-hero

Analysis:He’s witty, charismatic, cunning, funny, and looks great in black. He’s also a degenerate that relies too ( Read more... )

Pros:
Favors No Child Left Behind Act
Favors NAFTA
Wants to index minimum wage to inflation
Favors “College Opportunity Tax Credit”
Law & Order candidate
Anti-affirmative Action
Pro Iraq War
Has Three Purple Hearts

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