May 02, 2008 14:26
I just remembered that I never got around to telling everyone that the candidate analyses I did awhile back were all satires. Here's the key:
Obama-Karl Marx
Hillary-Satan
McCain-Maverick
Mitt Romney-John Kerry
Huckabee-William Jennings Bryant
Ron Paul- an anti-Federalist
If you were fooled, I strongly recommend not voting.