Candidate Analysis: John McCain

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Pros:
Legend of the West
Witty
Good bluffer
Very funny
Lucky
Snazzy dresser
Good fast-talker
Good brawler
Great with the ladies

Cons:
Doesn’t always know when to fold ‘em
Con man
Bad at magic
Slow draw
Degenerate gambler
Anti-hero

Analysis:He’s witty, charismatic, cunning, funny, and looks great in black. He’s also a degenerate that relies too

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BIG CON: wants to continue the war / killing people / wasting money.