Summary: Liam runs Pandora Hearts Farms with his common law wife Sharon. Hired hands Xerxes, Gilbert, Oz and Alice keep the farm running in their own cracktastic way. And then the goats start getting attacked…by a chupacabra? AU CRACK.
Rating: PG-13
Words: Approx 4978
Writer's Note: Thanks to total_alias  for beta reviewing! I'm just gonna link to Fanfiction.net ( Read more... )

Oz pulled his sweaty boots off and looked down at his sore feet, which were bloody and blistered from the long walk he’d just taken in ill-fitting borrowed boots. He was about to go in the bathroom and wash the blisters clean, when he heard the sound of the toilet flushing.

Who’s in there? he wondered. Ah, well, I’ll just wait. Just then he heard a ( Read more... )

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Reim was sitting in his office at Pandora, filling out incident reports involving chains and illegal contractors. This sort of work always aggravated him, and if he had been the sort of man to drink large quantities of wine to lessen his misery, he would have. In this state, Reim was like a snake -- coiled and ready to spring at any sign of ( Read more... )

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A song that reminds you of one of the Characters or Pairings.

"Animals" by CocoRosie reminds me of Alice, at least the first few minutes does. It's partly the voice, partly the lyrics.

Summary: Sharon has a little "problem" and Alice provides her with some curious assistance.
Words: 633
Rating: NC-17
Writer's Note: In case you missed it, here is part 1.
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Summary: Break copes with angry, hurt feelings in his own special way after overhearing the others say nasty things about him behind his back. One-shot angsty fluff.

Words: 835

Rating: G

Writer’s Note: Time-wise, I’m imagining this would take place sometime after the Sharon kidnapping incident but before the revelation of Break’s past. Hopefully ( Read more... )

Summary: Break (aka Mad Hatter) and Alice (aka B-Rabbit) must make a contract with each other in order to save Oz, whose incuse is on the 11th hour. The contract will be sealed with a kiss, but Break...has never been kissed.
Words: Approx 5500
Rating: PG-13
Writer's Note: Chapter 1 is just like it says in the summary...this was inspired by a kink meme ( Read more... )