Summary: Sharon Rainsworth tries to find a man to help her produce the heir to the Rainsworth dukedom. Surely there must be someone willing? Humor, slightly crack-y.
Words: 4205
Rating: PG-13
Writer’s Note:  I had the basic idea for the story last year, but originally I thought it would be a lot smuttier. Then Unbirthday magazine was looking for ( Read more... )

Just found this sweet, sad pic on Pixiv.  I know the part on the left says "Sorry" or something like that, but I'm not sure about the rest. Guh, need more Break/Reim in future Pandora Hearts chapters!


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Summary: Break and Reim go to town to buy gifts and find more distractions and trouble than they were expecting. Fluff and a bit of flirtatiousness, combined with suspense and a touch o’crack.

Words: 3,314

Rating: PG-13

Writer’s Note: Thanks to total_alias  for beta reviewing. Set some time before Break lost his eyesight.

( The carriage ride into town was bumpier than usual... )

Summary: Xerxes catches Rufus using his chain’s illusory capabilities to create imagery for self-pleasure, and assists the duke in making one of his fantasies manifest in the flesh. Naturally quite cracky and smutty.
Words: 2303
Rating: NC-17
Writer’s Note: This is something I’ve been meaning to write for quite a while now. Hope you enjoy reading it ( Read more... )

Summary: Liam runs Pandora Hearts Farms with his common law wife Sharon. Hired hands Xerxes, Gilbert, Oz and Alice keep the farm running in their own cracktastic way. And then the goats start getting attacked…by a chupacabra? AU CRACK.
Rating: PG-13
Words: Approx 4978
Writer's Note: Thanks to total_alias  for beta reviewing! I'm just gonna link to Fanfiction.net ( Read more... )

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Summary: Xerxes Break’s sword tells its side of the story and shares some insightful information about its master.  Spoilers for chapter 56.
Words: 539
Rating: K+
Writer’s Note: Thanks to total_alias  for beta reviewing! I do believe this is my first attempt at having an inanimate object do the narrating.
( I am no mere blade... )

Summary: Young Gilbert dreams about Xerxes Break. Yeah, THAT kind of dream. First person Gilbert POV, present tense. Kink meme request.
Words: 617
Rating: R (more teasing than actual smut, since you know, Gilbert doesn’t have the nerve to actually use the appropriate terms for certain body parts). 
Writer's Note: Thanks to total_alias  for beta reviewing!

( I feel the warm sun on my skin... )

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The day started out like any typical day when Xerxes Break paid a visit to Gilbert’s apartment in Reveille. The two men would usually discuss the weather, Pandora business, and Gilbert’s latest cooking experiment. And the whole time, Break would be either teasing Gilbert or doling out unsolicited and confusing advice to his young subordinate.

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