Just found this sweet, sad pic on Pixiv.  I know the part on the left says "Sorry" or something like that, but I'm not sure about the rest. Guh, need more Break/Reim in future Pandora Hearts chapters!


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Summary: Break and Reim go to town to buy gifts and find more distractions and trouble than they were expecting. Fluff and a bit of flirtatiousness, combined with suspense and a touch o’crack.

Words: 3,314

Rating: PG-13

Writer’s Note: Thanks to total_alias  for beta reviewing. Set some time before Break lost his eyesight.

( The carriage ride into town was bumpier than usual... )

Summary: Rufus trusts Reim to perform some special duties of a personal nature. The two men have had a lot practice together, but sometimes encounters don’t go exactly as planned. Fluff. Some smut. Kink meme prompt.
Words: 1358
Rating: First chapter is PG-13, then it’s NC-17ish.
Writer’s Note: This was the kink meme request: “ReimRufus. Yeah, in this ( Read more... )

Summary: Liam runs Pandora Hearts Farms with his common law wife Sharon. Hired hands Xerxes, Gilbert, Oz and Alice keep the farm running in their own cracktastic way. And then the goats start getting attacked…by a chupacabra? AU CRACK.
Rating: PG-13
Words: Approx 4978
Writer's Note: Thanks to total_alias  for beta reviewing! I'm just gonna link to Fanfiction.net ( Read more... )

 
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Summary: Lily tries to ‘play’ with Liam in an inappropriate manner; Xerxes walks in on them and promptly punts her out the window. CRACK. (Retrace 56 spoilers)
Words: 687
Rated: R for violence, language and mild ‘naughtiness’
Writer’s Note: For the record, I don’t hate Lily, but I don’t love her either. I hoped my relatively neutral stance on this ( Read more... )

 
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Words: 2142
Rating: PG-13

Writer’s Note: Viewing this through a soap opera lens allowed me to inject a bit more emotion and drama into the characters’ behavior than they might normally have. Take it with a grain of crack. (As usual, character’s thoughts are in italics) Takes place before Sablier arc. Thanks to ( Read more... )

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Reim was sitting in his office at Pandora, filling out incident reports involving chains and illegal contractors. This sort of work always aggravated him, and if he had been the sort of man to drink large quantities of wine to lessen his misery, he would have. In this state, Reim was like a snake -- coiled and ready to spring at any sign of ( Read more... )

Summary: Most of Barma manor’s servants are sick with flu, so Rainsworth loans servant Xerxes Break to Duke Rufus Barma. What kinds of trickery does Break unleash on the household? And what happens if Rufus - or Break himself - gets ill?

Words:  4866

Rating: G

Writer’s Note: Cracky fluff for your amusement. Takes place about 13 years prior to ( Read more... )