Title: Díoltas
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairing: None
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG (horror)
Warning: Death. So very much death.
Summary: There’s something different about Sherlock’s grave.
Author's Notes: Written for the Watsons Woes Challenge 026 for October 2014, "Ghost Story"

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Title: The Victories of Pyrrhus
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (“A Study in Crimson” Pirate AU)
Pairing: None
Word Count: 4323
Rating: PG (violence, mention of violence)
Warning: Violence, implied violence
Summary: No Disney movie is complete without the villain’s big musical number.
Author's Notes: Created as a JWP 2014 prize for maestress83: "I ( Read more... )

Title: Welcome to Bakerstown, Pop. 221
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (AU)
Word Count: 1600
Warning: Deadwood-style swearing.
Rating: PG (language)
Summary: The 1880s: A self-appointed man of the law, and his doctor friend who’s good with a gun, stop crimes in their town. But enough about “Tombstone.”
Author's Notes: For the 2014 July ( Read more... )

Title: Wain Manner
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (BBC Sherlock)
Word Count: 700
Warning: I’m tired, I don’t know John Constable from Thomas Kincaid, and everything is crack.
Rating: PG (John's language)
Summary: Mycroft is a dick.
Author's Notes: For the 2014 July Watson’s Woes Amnesty Prompt #5: John Constable. Take inspiration from ( Read more... )

Title: Mice Are Friends, Not Food
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Great Mouse Detective)
Word Count: 2031
Pairing: Basil of Baker Street/Dr. Dawson
Rating: PG (brief use of bad language)
Summary: Basil of Baker Street lends a paw to everyone in need - even at his own risk.
Author's Notes: For the 2014 July Watson’s Woes Prompt #21, ( Read more... )

Title: Snakes On the Main
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Word Count: 1258
Warning: 89% chance of crack dead ahead. Animals killing each other. Cruelty to a couple of bastard monkeys.
Rating: PG (violence)
Summary: Co-starring 400 cockatoos and parrots, 12 snakes, some monkeys, a gorilla, an orangutan and two crocodiles.
Author's ( Read more... )

Title: Egad!
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Elementary - Joan’s Beez ‘verse)
Word Count: 1881
Rating: PG (NYC apian language)
Summary: SteamClydepunk. With bees. (I managed to make the Joan’s Beez AU even goofier.)
Author's Notes: For the 2014 July Watson’s Woes Prompt #15, brought to you by crack, crack, and oh so cracky: Cracktastic ( Read more... )

Title: John, 35, Has a Problem
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD / BBC)
Word Count: 545
Rating: PG (major-league innuendo)
Summary:  Okay, I used the best one for the example, so I’m using the next best one.
Author's Notes: For the 2014 July Watson’s Woes Prompt #13, brought to you by gardnerhill: Fun with Language. "Very sorry to ( Read more... )

Title: Queens Council
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Elementary - Joan’s Beez AU)
Word Count: 647
Rating: PG (NYC language)
Summary:  The brownstone’s matriarchs discuss the crisis.
Author's Notes: For the 2014 July Watson’s Woes Prompt #11: Save the Bees! This is another story in my Joan's Beez AU that includes The Hive Watch.

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Title: The Hive Watch
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (CBS Elementary)
Word Count: 847
Rating: PG (language)
Warning: NYC-style language
Summary: Never, ever say “You and what army?” to Joan Watson.                                                                                                   
Author's Notes: For the 2014 July ( Read more... )