"Egad!" (Elementary fanfic, rated PG), 2014 JWP Prompt #15

[gardnerhill]

Title: Egad!
Author: gardnerhill
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Elementary - Joan’s Beez ‘verse)
Word Count: 1881
Rating: PG (NYC apian language)
Summary: SteamClydepunk. With bees. (I managed to make the Joan’s Beez AU even goofier.)
Author's Notes: For the 2014 July Watson’s Woes Prompt #15, brought to you by crack, crack, and oh so cracky: Cracktastic

Comments

[capt_facepalm]

“An ex-surgeon who goes from sober companion to consulting detective may not have been the sanest knife in the drawer to begin with.” Sherlock faced his wall of photographs and dipped his hand in a Tupperware container of cow’s blood.
Pots and kettles, Holmes. Pots and kettles!

[gardnerhill]

Shorter Holmes: We're All Bozos On This Bus.