This one goes out to the Base Realignment and Closure Commission, better known as BRAC ( Read more... )

I have to do my FU early. There's a good chance we'll be getting dumped on by Tropical Storm Katrina on Friday, and my FU has to do with her anyway ( Read more... )

This is being posted ahead of time so that maybe by throwing the bird I can ward off the evil spirits of last Friday night ( Read more... )

Of all the places I've driven, which I'll admit doesn't amount to much, south FL drivers win the "I can't drive for shit" award hands down. And I've taken into account the time I spent in Mexico too. That's saying something.

FUto ( Read more... )

Anyone who has ever been mean, rude, pushy, or impatient in/to a drivethru/drivethru worker: You don't understand how hard it is...The girl at the window has to wait on you and take the people at the speaker's order...and in my case at Steak 'n Shake, make milkshakes (and SnS milkshakes are so DIFFICULT to make, they're old-fashioned, hand-dipped ( Read more... )

A big hearty FU goes out to our first floor neighbors ( Read more... )

Two targets here ( Read more... )

My friday_fu and a big hearty wave goes to my job. I gave my two weeks on Wednesday. You guys have exactly a week and a half to glean all my knowledge and contacts from me before I leave and never look back. I will not miss you. Goodbye, Good luck and a big F-U for making me so miserable.

And this Friday's FU has got to go out to Incompetent Management Personnel. (Even the acronymn is appropriate, how amazing is that?) By the time I go back to work Monday, it will be August. My daughter is due 9/26. There is ONE PERSON on our team who has some clue about what I do all day long, who could serve as a passable back-up in my absence ( Read more... )

My first Friday FU is for mothers who pretend to be Supermoms and try to make all the other REAL moms feel inadequate. Fuck you for denying that motherhood isn't always wonderful. FU for giving a shit whether or not someone ELSE's kid is being breastfed or not. FU for hating your life so much and not knowing why, so you take it out on other moms ( Read more... )